Two nuns had just finished their shift at a hospital and were on their way back to the convent. They had just passed a gas station when their car ran out of gas. The two nuns frantically looked in their … Continue reading
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started … Continue reading
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist with insomnia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog. A drunkard waddled outside the bar and encountered a priest. The drunk confronts him and says, ”Hey, … Continue reading
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said … Continue reading
At this church, every year on father’s day they would ask the fathers to stand up, then they would keep counting up in age until they got to the oldest father. on this particular father’s day, there remained two men … Continue reading
One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed … Continue reading
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We’re related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mom like me. What kind of a little girl was your mom? 1. … Continue reading
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, … Continue reading
Once upon a time there was a very rich and prominent man who was dying. Before he died, he told his wife that he wanted to take his money and riches to heaven with him. So he gave her instructions … Continue reading
The elderly pastor was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife into the closet … Continue reading
An atheist was walking through the woods one lovely day, admiring the diversity and beauty that evolution provided. “What majestic trees, what powerful rivers, what beautiful animals,” he said to himself. As he was walking along the side of a river, … Continue reading
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have … Continue reading
Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.” “Why not?” she asked. I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. … Continue reading